The Bad Guy

Where’s a Muslim cleric when you really need one?

Overheard at work. A resident is outside the building lighting up a big joint and proclaiming for the whole world:

“The Koran says to smoke the trees! First chapter, look it up. The Holy Koran says it, which means ALLAH proclaims it!”

And with that he did smoke the weed he so lovingly rolled into a Zig-Zag paper.

Is what he said really true? I don’t think so, but I also don’t think I care. Like anyone really needs to justify why they’re sparking up in public in SF. It’s such a low priority for the police that they will sooner bust a jay-walker than bust someone for smoking pot.


February 8, 2007 - Posted by | bad jobs, koran, religion, san francisco, weed, Work


  1. that’s not true, askthis person which chapter did he read that.

    Comment by Alex | February 8, 2007 | Reply

  2. I would, but I don’t like the guy enough to engage him in conversation.

    Comment by thebadguy | February 8, 2007 | Reply

  3. My grandfather-in-law (like that’s a real relationship) told me that if you tell a Muslim you will never convert to Islam, they will kill you. Perhaps he followed that smoking the weed Koran rule before telling me that?

    Comment by furiousball | February 9, 2007 | Reply

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