The Bad Guy

Memo

To: Department of Homeland Security

From: The Bad Guy

Re: Guerrilla Marketing

I admire that you will take all threats as 100% serious and act accordingly. But I must now warn you about the threats you have apprehended. Do not give in to the public consensus that these are harmless pranksters. Your initial instincts were correct, these are dire threats to the security of the USA and the Earth.

This is Ignignokt:

Standing 3′ tall, is the brains of the operation.

This is is Err:

Much shorter, but no less dangerous.

These two are Mooninite supremacists from the Moon who have entered this country illegally on at least 6 occasions to commit acts of petty theft, breaking and entering, grand larceny, arson, vandalism, eco-terrorism, fraud, racketeering and drug running.

If you still have the two in custody it is imperative that you keep them separated. If cornered they can join as one to form their ultimate weapons, The “Quad Laser,” and the much larger (and more deadly) “Quad Glacier” [sic].

The two are terrorist masterminds at the head of a terror network named “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday” with cells all over the world.

DO NOT LET THESE INVADERS GO. THEY ARE HERE TO FURTHER THEIR OWN PERSONAL AGENDA OF MOON DOMINATION OVER EARTH.

<-the Quad Laser

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January 31, 2007 - Posted by | Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Boston, err, geekery, Homeland Security, ignignokt, mooninites, movies, News and politics, space programs, TV

4 Comments »

  1. Err is my hero!
    Quad laser, my weapon of choice.
    “Running is useless”

    Great post.
    Funny stuff.

    Comment by ~D~ | January 31, 2007 | Reply

  2. I think my favorite part of the news coverage was on CNN. Anderson Cooper had a satellite map of Boston with little Err icons (all with him flipping the bird) showing where the “ads” were found in the area.

    Comment by thebadguy | January 31, 2007 | Reply

  3. Fox and Friends are at it again this morning.
    Must be a slow news day.
    Loving the idea of satellite Errs all flipping the bird. Wish I’d have seen it.

    Comment by ~D~ | February 1, 2007 | Reply

  4. […] Here is an excellent synopsis of today’s culprits. […]

    Pingback by My Worlds have *once again* Collided « Snark-a-bull | March 27, 2007 | Reply


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