Doocy tells the world of MacCallum’s teenage oral prowess
There are certain moments in TV that deserve to be applauded for the gorgeous disasters they are. I now offer you a transcript from last night’s “O’Reilly Factor.” In it Steve Doocy makes a joke about Martha MacCallum being the oral sex champion of her high school:
Bill O: Listen to this song from “Welcome Back Kotter.”
The opening credits and theme from “Welcome Back Kotter” play on the screen.
Bill O: You should be glad you’re not here because Doocy was actually singing that which…
[laughter from Steve Doocy and Martha MacCallum]
Bill O: Now the singer of that song, John Sebastian, is associated with which rock group?
A) Big Brother and the Holding Company
B) Lovin’ Spoonful
Cards up please…[Steve and Martha both hold up cards to answer the question with answer "B."]…B and B that is correct! The Lovin’ Spoonful. I didn’t think you were going to get that…Was that a guess?
Bill O: You knew it?
Martha: How come when I get one right you think it’s a guess?
Bill O: Well you looked very pensive.
Steve: [To Bill O] It was her nick-name in high school.
For the five folks who may not know what a “Lovin’ Spoonful” is, I will enlighten you. A “Lovin’ Spoonful” is what some folks used to call ejaculate…Semen, that is…Testicle tea. Anyway, it’s nice to know that all that “Culture Warrior” nonsense coming from Bill is just that. And to all those who once believed that FOX News was all about “keeping it clean” will be happy to know that the next frontier in inappropriate media banter is coming from that channel (for the record Bill did advise Martha to slap Steve for that comment).