The Bad Guy

Doocy tells the world of MacCallum’s teenage oral prowess

There are certain moments in TV that deserve to be applauded for the gorgeous disasters they are. I now offer you a transcript from last night’s “O’Reilly Factor.” In it Steve Doocy makes a joke about Martha MacCallum being the oral sex champion of her high school:

Bill O: Listen to this song from “Welcome Back Kotter.”

The opening credits and theme from “Welcome Back Kotter” play on the screen.

Bill O: You should be glad you’re not here because Doocy was actually singing that which…

[laughter from Steve Doocy and Martha MacCallum]

Bill O: Now the singer of that song, John Sebastian, is associated with which rock group?

A) Big Brother and the Holding Company

B) Lovin’ Spoonful

C) Styx

D) Toto

Cards up please…[Steve and Martha both hold up cards to answer the question with answer "B."]…B and B that is correct! The Lovin’ Spoonful. I didn’t think you were going to get that…Was that a guess?

Martha: No.

Bill O: You knew it?

Martha: How come when I get one right you think it’s a guess?

Bill O: Well you looked very pensive.

Steve: [To Bill O] It was her nick-name in high school.

For the five folks who may not know what a “Lovin’ Spoonful” is, I will enlighten you. A “Lovin’ Spoonful” is what some folks used to call ejaculate…Semen, that is…Testicle tea. Anyway, it’s nice to know that all that “Culture Warrior” nonsense coming from Bill is just that. And to all those who once believed that FOX News was all about “keeping it clean” will be happy to know that the next frontier in inappropriate media banter is coming from that channel (for the record Bill did advise Martha to slap Steve for that comment).

April 24, 2007 - Posted by | bill o'reilly, FOX NEWS, great american culture quiz, Martha MacCallum, News and politics, steve doocy, TV


  1. Hey, Bag Guy. Do you even have a slight clue of what you’re talking about? I think not. I watch all sorts of news networks, but FOX is where the REAL news is. They keep it real. And, by the way, I never recall them claiming that they are the “fair, balanced and clean” news network, so get over it…you pathetic excuse for a human. God bless America….and God bless FOX NEWS! Let me know when you’d like your free one-way ticket to Western Europe. FOOL!

    P.S. – If I didn’t hate gays so much I’d totally blow Bill O’Reilly.

    Comment by Billy Bob | November 6, 2007 | Reply

    • Ok u had me up to the ps. U too r a disgusting human being!

      Comment by Barbara Benson | December 20, 2012 | Reply

    • ” I watch all sorts of news networks, but FOX is where the REAL news is. They keep it real. ”

      Just this quote alone proves you are one dumb human!

      Comment by Jason | December 16, 2013 | Reply

  2. Hmmm…this sounds like we’re reaching a little to smear Fox News, eh? Not saying that there isn’t even a slight possibility that this is what Doocy meant, but to equate this exchange to Steve Doocy calling Martha MacCallum an “oral sex champion” of her high school is quite a stretch. I don’t agree with everything on Fox News, but this is a typical posting from the anti-Fox contingent out there who can’t seem to handle the fact that there are actually some news outlets that aren’t left wing…

    Comment by Matt | December 12, 2007 | Reply

  3. I like watching Fox news mainly because they are so detached from reality, that it makes for nice distraction from today’s horrible world

    Comment by mike c. | December 30, 2007 | Reply

    • Oh yeah, MSNBC has their finger on the pulse of reality…LMFAO

      Comment by J Walker | December 13, 2013 | Reply

  4. That is total crap. Lovin Spoonful = ejaculate. Total bumfuggery! References please????

    Comment by Ted Santangelo | March 12, 2008 | Reply

  5. Lovin spoonful is a heroin reference.

    Comment by Ptmacp | March 27, 2008 | Reply

  6. Check out Howlin’ Wolf’s song “Spoonful”, recorded in June, 1960. It may shed some light on the subject and possibly the origin of the “Lovin’ Spoonful” band name. I don’t know, but it makes as much, or more, sense than Bad Guy’s silly idea.

    Comment by Dennis McCoy | April 3, 2008 | Reply

  7. Hey Bag Guy,

    I have sweat on my balls that’s smarter than you. I suppose you like that to raise your IQ..

    You stupid shit!

    Comment by Joe Blow | August 25, 2008 | Reply

  8. I hope he was telling the truth. Martha has a sexy mouth…

    Comment by Woody | September 12, 2008 | Reply

  9. Lovin’ Spoonful IS a heroin refrence. Listen to Howlin Wolf’s, “Spoonful”. It goes back to the 40’s jazz and blues addictions of musicians like Ray Charles, John Coltrane and Miles Davis. Steve focused on the “lovin” part, like she was a hot chick in high school, kidding with her, as if she’s not absolutely beautiful now- as if.

    Comment by blkhwk | November 10, 2008 | Reply

  10. If you judge your broadcast by your bloggers, your really scraping the scum off the bottom of the barrel.

    Doocy bag & O’Really regurgitate their opinion. The Hyena’s attack their own.

    There are certain moments in TV that deserve to be applauded for the gorgeous disasters they are. I now offer you a transcript from last night’s “O’Reilly Factor.” In it Steve Doocy makes a joke about Martha MacCallum being the oral sex champion of her high school:

    Your such Republicans, The GOP is trying to restructure themselves to be more like Democrats, why can’t you.

    Comment by Bryus Bruan | November 30, 2008 | Reply

    • A couple of GOP leaders are restructuring themselves to be more democrat and we want them gone. This country is going to have an economic collapse after 2030 because of the National Debt – we need cost cutters in DC not equivocators.

      Comment by Daryl L Hunter | September 5, 2013 | Reply

  11. Martha not only enjoyed oral, but just before she became known and recognizable on TV,, she posed on the net with a number of internet x-rated pics! YES IT’S TRUE! ASK HER The lady has a very healthy sexual apetite. These are very real pics even before photoshop was invented or before she was a known personality and thus no one had any cause to photoshop her. Why she did this, I don’t really know, but I still have the website contact info. Are you guys already aware of this? Milo W. Fort Lauderdale.

    Comment by Milo W. | August 13, 2011 | Reply

    • does she swallow

      Comment by big bri | January 18, 2012 | Reply

  12. Well,Milo, wheres the website URL????PLEEEEAAASEEEE?????

    Comment by Frank | January 19, 2012 | Reply

  13. Reality is… Fox is the leader in all news ratings. hands down for at least the past 6 years. Dwibs too stupid to think for themselves watch other networks and believe every word and spin dished out. Unfortunately your illiterate, under educated, ilk are allowed to vote. Too stupid to take care of yourselves so you look to the govt to support your lazy asses.

    Comment by Jim | January 26, 2012 | Reply

  14. The real Question is Martha or Gretchen.
    I’ve been trying to decide that one for years.

    Comment by Scott | January 27, 2012 | Reply

    • Why Choose? Let them make a love sandwich with you!

      Comment by Don | July 5, 2012 | Reply

      • That’s a real tough decision, i love them both lol

        Comment by josh keppler | July 5, 2012

  15. I would love to give Martha Maccallum my loving spoonful. Martha, Megan Kelly, and Jenna Lee are the most sexist news anchors. Now that Martha is getting a divorce, I’m gonna make my play to marry that gorgeous women. Back up guys, she is absolutely taken forever by the man who is a gentleman, and will treat her better than she even knows how to handle it. <—— ME. SHE'S MINE, BACK UP. (;

    Comment by dee | April 2, 2012 | Reply

    • I don’t think she is getting a divorce, sorry slick

      Comment by Joe | April 8, 2012 | Reply

  16. no comment re; Doocy remarks but for 46 maccallum is remarkable! wonder, is bd actually 1978 :)

    Comment by bo | May 28, 2012 | Reply

    • My friend went to high school with Martha, he said she was a sweet girl, but did blow alot of guys. …..

      Comment by Tony | May 31, 2012 | Reply

  17. martha,you are so beautiful,i mean drop dead gorgeous, are you married?i would love to marry you honey,i mean it,please?

    Comment by jazfujim | June 11, 2012 | Reply

  18. martha,you are so beautiful honey,i mean drop dead gorgeous,are you married?i would love to marry you,honestly,my name is jim keller.

    Comment by jazfujim | June 11, 2012 | Reply

    • Ok stalker. …. Back off.

      Comment by Tony | June 11, 2012 | Reply

      • this is not what i thought,i meant to give her a compliment,that’s all,i’m not a stalker either,i don’t know what the hell this is,or who doocy is,but i give martha more credit than this,who the hell started this shit anyways?

        Comment by jazfujim | June 12, 2012

      • You know i always thought Martha was sweet lady until i talked to a couple of my buddies who work security at the fox building they say she is not nice and very ignorant and way to stuck on herself they say megyn Kelly and jenna lee are two of the sweetest girls…… Fuck you Martha you spoiled bratt

        Comment by Mike | June 29, 2012

  19. I love Doocy and Martha it wasn’t inappropriate to make that joke, it makes your wonderful show fair and balanced! Your my hero and a true patriot, it helps that you a sesquipedalian. I never miss a show in the great city of Houston, and never will! Keep up the good fight, my friend!

    Comment by josh keppler | July 4, 2012 | Reply

  20. I was watching that show but didnt equate the meaning, anyhow MarMac is the HOTTEST newschik on planet earth !!! Can u imagine if HEF called and she did playboy how many magz would sell , it would outsell the lindsay lohan issue bigtime, beyond her infinite beauty Martha is smart and sweet, best girl on FOX , we LUV her in oHIo and are voting for MiTT because of her = )

    Comment by Todd | September 3, 2012 | Reply

    • You are sooo right Martha is the most beautiful woman of fox, although kim guilfoyle is right there to! She’s got that exotic look and an attorney also! Pretty close, plus the poor girl has to deal with beckel which, i have to give much kudos! What do you think? Josh

      Comment by josh keppler | September 3, 2012 | Reply

  21. Now that’s a stretch. You need to see your therapist again about the mommy issue.
    You’re a dousche bag. Fox rocks!

    Comment by Mark Kelly Wilt | April 20, 2013 | Reply

  22. no comment

    Comment by Byron Mullet | August 29, 2013 | Reply

  23. What a load of bilge. I am 50 and a former sailor, I’ve either said or heard just about every offensive thing that can be said, many in multiple languages. I have NEVER heard that term. It is either very obscure used for a brief period long ago, a local or regional phrase YOU think is more widespread, or something completely fabricated by you in order to engage in your political attack. In any of these cases, it is entirely possible nobody on that set knew your definition, and merely used ‘Loving Spoonful’ as an unspecific poking of fun.

    Comment by J Walker | December 13, 2013 | Reply

  24. I was alive and well in the ’60s and “loving spoonful” was a term used by heroin users to describe a teaspoon of heroin ready to be injected or as in ‘mix up a hit of heroin for me’. (I need a lovin spoonful). End of story.

    Comment by Stevie Stevie | December 13, 2013 | Reply

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    Comment by Johnf691 | April 27, 2014 | Reply

  26. What a crock of brown runny stuff. Loving spoonful does not refer to ejaculate. “Loving spoonful” has been used for heroin, but nothing else but what is in this loons mind. Well he didn’t get the name, “bad guy”, for nothing. And if a spoonful is the best he can come up with, I feel sorry for him.

    Comment by Donny Brook | May 7, 2014 | Reply

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