The Bad Guy

Doocy tells the world of MacCallum’s teenage oral prowess

There are certain moments in TV that deserve to be applauded for the gorgeous disasters they are. I now offer you a transcript from last night’s “O’Reilly Factor.” In it Steve Doocy makes a joke about Martha MacCallum being the oral sex champion of her high school:

Bill O: Listen to this song from “Welcome Back Kotter.”

The opening credits and theme from “Welcome Back Kotter” play on the screen.

Bill O: You should be glad you’re not here because Doocy was actually singing that which…

[laughter from Steve Doocy and Martha MacCallum]

Bill O: Now the singer of that song, John Sebastian, is associated with which rock group?

A) Big Brother and the Holding Company

B) Lovin’ Spoonful

C) Styx

D) Toto

Cards up please…[Steve and Martha both hold up cards to answer the question with answer "B."]…B and B that is correct! The Lovin’ Spoonful. I didn’t think you were going to get that…Was that a guess?

Martha: No.

Bill O: You knew it?

Martha: How come when I get one right you think it’s a guess?

Bill O: Well you looked very pensive.

Steve: [To Bill O] It was her nick-name in high school.

For the five folks who may not know what a “Lovin’ Spoonful” is, I will enlighten you. A “Lovin’ Spoonful” is what some folks used to call ejaculate…Semen, that is…Testicle tea. Anyway, it’s nice to know that all that “Culture Warrior” nonsense coming from Bill is just that. And to all those who once believed that FOX News was all about “keeping it clean” will be happy to know that the next frontier in inappropriate media banter is coming from that channel (for the record Bill did advise Martha to slap Steve for that comment).

April 24, 2007 - Posted by thebadguy | FOX NEWS, Martha MacCallum, News and politics, TV, bill o'reilly, great american culture quiz, steve doocy | | 10 Comments

10 Comments »

  1. Hey, Bag Guy. Do you even have a slight clue of what you’re talking about? I think not. I watch all sorts of news networks, but FOX is where the REAL news is. They keep it real. And, by the way, I never recall them claiming that they are the “fair, balanced and clean” news network, so get over it…you pathetic excuse for a human. God bless America….and God bless FOX NEWS! Let me know when you’d like your free one-way ticket to Western Europe. FOOL!

    P.S. – If I didn’t hate gays so much I’d totally blow Bill O’Reilly.

    Comment by Billy Bob | November 6, 2007

  2. Hmmm…this sounds like we’re reaching a little to smear Fox News, eh? Not saying that there isn’t even a slight possibility that this is what Doocy meant, but to equate this exchange to Steve Doocy calling Martha MacCallum an “oral sex champion” of her high school is quite a stretch. I don’t agree with everything on Fox News, but this is a typical posting from the anti-Fox contingent out there who can’t seem to handle the fact that there are actually some news outlets that aren’t left wing…

    Comment by Matt | December 12, 2007

  3. I like watching Fox news mainly because they are so detached from reality, that it makes for nice distraction from today’s horrible world

    Comment by mike c. | December 30, 2007

  4. That is total crap. Lovin Spoonful = ejaculate. Total bumfuggery! References please????

    Comment by Ted Santangelo | March 12, 2008

  5. Lovin spoonful is a heroin reference.

    Comment by Ptmacp | March 27, 2008

  6. Check out Howlin’ Wolf’s song “Spoonful”, recorded in June, 1960. It may shed some light on the subject and possibly the origin of the “Lovin’ Spoonful” band name. I don’t know, but it makes as much, or more, sense than Bad Guy’s silly idea.

    Comment by Dennis McCoy | April 3, 2008

  7. Hey Bag Guy,

    I have sweat on my balls that’s smarter than you. I suppose you like that to raise your IQ..

    You stupid shit!

    Comment by Joe Blow | August 25, 2008

  8. I hope he was telling the truth. Martha has a sexy mouth…

    Comment by Woody | September 12, 2008

  9. Lovin’ Spoonful IS a heroin refrence. Listen to Howlin Wolf’s, “Spoonful”. It goes back to the 40’s jazz and blues addictions of musicians like Ray Charles, John Coltrane and Miles Davis. Steve focused on the “lovin” part, like she was a hot chick in high school, kidding with her, as if she’s not absolutely beautiful now- as if.

    Comment by blkhwk | November 10, 2008

  10. If you judge your broadcast by your bloggers, your really scraping the scum off the bottom of the barrel.

    Doocy bag & O’Really regurgitate their opinion. The Hyena’s attack their own.

    There are certain moments in TV that deserve to be applauded for the gorgeous disasters they are. I now offer you a transcript from last night’s “O’Reilly Factor.” In it Steve Doocy makes a joke about Martha MacCallum being the oral sex champion of her high school:

    Your such Republicans, The GOP is trying to restructure themselves to be more like Democrats, why can’t you.

    Comment by Bryus Bruan | November 30, 2008


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